The night cleaning crew taught the colobus monkeys to smoke cigarettes first. Not all of them took to it. When they’d identified the real smokers, they switched them to marijuana. The crew and the junkie monkeys got high together and watched Planet of the Apes every night for a week straight; it was instructive, but only for the monkeys. The crew taught the long-fingered matriarch to roll a tight joint, which is difficult with no thumbs, then left a stash under a rock totem near the monkey house. The junkie monkeys like to spend their days in the cave discussing Charlton Heston’s role in the NRA, the upcoming revolution, and talking smack about outside monkeys, fucking and jerking off in the sun to the delight of pitifully hairless strangers.

Elizabeth Kerlikowske’s

most recent chapbook is The Vaudeville Horse (Etchings Press, 2022). Her first full-length book of poetry, Dominant Hand, is available from Mayapple Press, and she is co-author with artist Mary Hatch of Art Speaks: Paintings and Poetry (Kazoo Books, 2018). Other books by Kerlikowske include The Shape of Dad (a memoir in prose poems), Last Hula (winner of the 2013 Standing Rock Chapbook Competition), and Chain of Lakes.

She has been publishing her poetry and fiction for more than 40 years in such journals and magazines as Encore, Cincinnati Review, Passager, and Poemeleon, among others. Recent poems have appeared in New Verse News and Autumn Sky Poetry Daily.

Her work is also anthologized in Nothing to Declare: A Guide to the Flash Sequence (White Pine Press, 2016); The Female Complaint: Tales of Unruly Women (Shade Mountain Press, 2015); two of the annual KYSO Flash anthologies, Accidents of Light (2018) and Earth Hymn (2019); and in the Michigan writers anthology published by Western Michigan University (WMU).

Formerly an arts activist, Kerlikowske was president of the Poetry Society of Michigan, and she served for 30 years as president of the Kalamazoo Friends of Poetry. She’s retired from a teaching career at Kellogg Community College. Recently, she took a project years in the making to a gallery, and the show opened on 22 August 2023.

More on the Web: By, About, and Beyond

⚡ If my grandfather walked toward me with two arms, I wouldn’t recognize him, micro-CNF by Kerlikowske in Issue 11 of MacQ (January 2022); nominated for Best of the Net 2023

⚡ Into the Oak, prose poem by Kerlikowske in MacQ-9 (August 2021)

⚡ Three in Prose by Kerlikowske in DIAGRAM (Issue 5.1): “Forty Winks”; “The Girls’ Room”; and “Midway”